Asking Please

[freakparade3]

and yes i am a locksmith because a know how to preform the all basic services that a locksmith does on the job, enyone can be a locksmith if they want, i find it very easy. thats why im starting my own biss, auto, commercial, residential locksmithing, if i can't handle the job at hand i say sorry and walk away, simple as that. Thats a very stupid question to ask me if i think im a locksmith, i went to school for it and paid over a grand not to be a locksmith?? we all have to start someware if your an apprentice locksmith then your a sucker because most old bastart say you must have experience to do this, or do that, but in reallty enyone can pick a lock, re-pin it, and put it back on a door.Hellloooooo their nothing special about locksmithing,

You don't have a clue..... You will get calls that you cannot even begin to wonder how it happened. You will run across locks so old your lessons did not cover it and you need to fix it NOW. Saying "I can't handle this job" and walking away from a call is a guarantee of an angry customer, and angry customers tell ALOT of people. You need to be able to think on your feet and improvise. Not all jobs are cut and dried, if they were moet people would do it themselves. A large percentage of locksmith calls are AFTER the customer tried it and failed, now they need a professional to clean up their mess. What would you do if a customer called you because they tried to install a new deadbolt but drilled the hole for the strike in the wrong place? How about rebuilding a door that been kicked in after a burglary? Picking locks is just a tiny part of locksmithing.

[martinnn]

What would you do if a customer called you because they tried to install a new deadbolt but drilled the hole for the strike in the wrong place? How about rebuilding a door that been kicked in after a burglary?

First of all i will never hang doors because i doen't want to hurt my fragile moisturized pretty hands. As for burglary repears call some who does that as a service, i doen't, bit I will charge 40 dollars for a bolt frame gaurd in nickle or brass that i paid $2.75 for from my parts wholesaler, free of labour ofcouse:-) Old locks so what, it just use a universale pin kit. Impretioning keys for 2007 and up voltswagon no problem $150, after 9.00 $200 after midnight $300 plus $150 just for getting me up on bed and coming down and saying hello. You think im over pricing, call a locksmith yourself and ask. lolololo. anyways i have more interesting websites to visit one where my Taol Locksmith Certificate mean ssomething and will get acsess to information that a micky mouse website like this can't imagine, www.locksmithcommunity.com enjoy picking you master locks 1 to 5 guy
;-0 lolololololo

[freakparade3]

I really don't like your attitude. If your only aim is to make money by overcharging people you will not be in business long. Learn some respect young rooster.

[martinnn]

"If your only aim is to make money by overcharging people you will not be in business long"

thats the most redundant this i'v ever heard, Metro Toronto over 5 million people, yellow pages locksmith adds less then 3.That means thiers are lots of people i can piss off maybe if thier drunk at the time, those are the standard rates of the trade nobody should get upset. Allmost every commercail builing built in Canada has some kind of Master Key System or card system. Whitch means they need a locksmith.Thier is so mush locksmith jobs out thier,hospitals, collage campus, police, if your not hungry for the money then doen't start eny biss if your not charging at least the average. lolololoo do you go to www.budbuddy you must because you seem lost in space.

[lostlink]

What would you do if a customer called you because they tried to install a new deadbolt but drilled the hole for the strike in the wrong place? How about rebuilding a door that been kicked in after a burglary?

First of all i will never hang doors because i doen't want to hurt my fragile moisturized pretty hands. As for burglary repears call some who does that as a service, i doen't, bit I will charge 40 dollars for a bolt frame gaurd in nickle or brass that i paid $2.75 for from my parts wholesaler, free of labour ofcouse:-) Old locks so what, it just use a universale pin kit. Impretioning keys for 2007 and up voltswagon no problem $150, after 9.00 $200 after midnight $300 plus $150 just for getting me up on bed and coming down and saying hello. You think im over pricing, call a locksmith yourself and ask. lolololo. anyways i have more interesting websites to visit one where my Taol Locksmith Certificate mean ssomething and will get acsess to information that a micky mouse website like this can't imagine, www.locksmithcommunity.com enjoy picking you master locks 1 to 5 guy
;-0 lolololololo

Looks like what we got here is someone who always must stand up to talk.
So he has everyone's attention?.......No........No.........No..........
It ain't that at all..........

Must be cause he's speaking out of his most Southern orifice..........
or
Could it be he has to pull his most Northern orifice out of the Southern orifice just so he can speak.........

There now.....I cut a few trees down just so you might be able to see the forest............

[kg4boj]

Who, that spells with such atrocity... take a look in a book, the biggest thickest set of books you can find and look for the meaning of "Eye dialect"
.... Who would pay you 300$ to open a car? one look at your service vehicle would get you sent away, who wants service from a van that says loaksmithe searvace twinty foor horuss.

And you wonder why you got those quotes over the phone? that is because you probobly sounded like an assclown. Quoting huge prices is our way of telling a jerk to f*ck off and let us go back to bed.

and impressioning a SIDE TRACK key... at night... maybe you are just so d@mn good that you can do that. I seriously doubt it though. oh, and dont forget you have a transponder to deal with on top of that. Do you have a "voltswagen" dealer diagnostic tool? do you have an SDD? a TKO? NGS? DART? Do you know what any of those machines are and how much you will have to pay to get one?

Anyways I think this guy has more than one name on this board, and decided he wanted to be a troll, but if thats not the case... Get the biggest bisnuess loan you can muster, second mortgage the house and pawn your car. I am sure you will make enough back to hire a bankruptcy lawyer.

[martinnn]

"and impressioning a SIDE TRACK key... at night... maybe you are just so d@mn good that you can do that. I seriously doubt it though. oh, and dont forget you have a transponder to deal with on top of that. Do you have a "voltswagen" dealer diagnostic tool? do you have an SDD? a TKO? NGS? DART? Do you know what any of those machines are and how much you will have to pay to get one?"

if a have the tool then i will use it, it deos cost 300 to open and make a key for the car after midnight. so what if is dark ill have a flash light retard. my god are u a gun owner is that way you think impressioning is special and hard to do, its easy once you do it a few times. I'll be spending 20 grand easy on auto tool once i make some cash from by biss and you'll still be making picks out of saw blades and picking your masterlocks like a little school boy. impressioning can be done buy eny tobit degenerate who was trained and sober at the time. or maybe you think that for fbi locksmiths. and at lease i can buy the toool, they doen't sell big toys for big boys to a locking nerd like u.

[Jaakko]

anyways i have more interesting websites to visit one where my Taol Locksmith Certificate mean ssomething and will get acsess to information that a micky mouse website like this can't imagine, www.locksmithcommunity.com enjoy picking you master locks 1 to 5 guy
;-0 lolololololo

Well, what kind of information? I can pull information from here that you haven't even heard of, such as a certain new exploit that was discovered in here and not in your Uncle Scrooge club.

impressioning can be done buy eny tobit degenerate

Yes, this is the reason I don't do impressioning, because I don't want to be a degenerate like you

..thermite anyone?

Okay I know this was a little harsh but what can you expect when a kid comes here to flash his lack of english skills that are worse than mine who doesn't have english as a native language, and boasts something about some wacky closed community that doesn't differ from our lock pickers forum except for lock installing instructions and lack of shareful knowledge that our members are willing to contribute and share with each other?

Yes, that was one big sentence, but atleast it was written in english and not some zulu-speak (no offence for zulu people).

/rant

[pip]

and yes i am a locksmith because a know how to preform the all basic services that a locksmith does on the job,

Hellloooooo their nothing special about locksmithing,

locksmithing is more than picking and re-pinning

you're going to have a short locksmithing career, kid

[pip]

anyways i have more interesting websites to visit one where my Taol Locksmith Certificate mean ssomething and will get acsess to information that a micky mouse website like this can't imagine,

you're missing out on a lot of quality information on this website, kid
maybe you and your Taol Locksmith Certificate
are just too arrogant to use the search function,
or maybe you think you can't learn anything from LP101
maybe a month on your own as a " locksmith "
may teach you some humility

LP101 is one of the premier lockpicking websites today
while other sites have come and gone thru the years

LP101 will still be here
when you discover that you don't know everything

[TigerDragon]

anyways i have more interesting websites to visit one where my Taol Locksmith Certificate mean ssomething and will get acsess to information that a micky mouse website like this can't imagine,

maybe a month on your own as a " locksmith "
may teach you some humility

I hate to feed the troll, but... I doubt he'll learn humility. I get the impression that his only goal is to go out, overcharge for underquality work, and if he doesn't find one sucker, he'll find another. He's a parasite and he's proud of it.

/rant

[martinnn]

I hate to feed the troll, but... I doubt he'll learn humility. I get the impression that his only goal is to go out, overcharge for underquality work, and if he doesn't find one sucker, he'll find another. He's a parasite and he's proud of it.


what underquality work, unless i scratch the door, i have more skills as a locksmith then u because i went to school simple as that.

you are probebly one of those old bastards that think lockpicking id for really smart people ahahahahahhaha

enyone can be a locksmith, nothing really hard about it, but everyone do hear is like so hung up that i will shitty work. amaging every time i worked construction and a had a oldtimer tell me i could'nt do this or that i told him to off and i did the work just fine, you nerds really think your somethink well im part of secerity.org and locksmithcommunity.com so keep playing with your saw blades and maserlocks u degenerate cystal meth american alcholics

[pip]

u degenerate cystal meth american alcholics

name-calling
there's a sign of maturity
and what's going to happen with your locksmithing biss
when you start calling your customers names

[martinnn]

costumers call me bro. not the other way around. mygod go on amaze me more with your skills.

[martinnn]

im my own boos i tell who i want to fhack off when i want