please help its important!!!!! quick!

[PickPick]

I'll do it for free, provided she covers my traveling expenses, gets me a C4 demolition block, an ebw detonator and a blasting box with lots of cable. Oh, and I want a backrub...

But it really might be easier to cut it off.
Any progress?

[Mad Mick]

Luke will pay his own airfare, pay his lodgings, buy new picks so he doesn't have to transport them through the airport and pick the lock if she'll let him pick her chastity belt........

[Luke]

TRUE

[Romstar]

Geez guys, that was just rude.

Whats worse is Luke agreed to it. Dude, theres women enough where you are.

Romstar

[Mad Mick]

Gawd Rom, women like the banter just as much as us guys do. You ever listened to a group of girls out for the night? Some of the comments would make your toes curl and the depth of description is something else....I love going out with a few girls, if you make them laugh, you're more attractive to the ones not in your group..........

[Romstar]

Yeah, I know what you mean about the ladies when they are out.

It wasn't that, it was the fact that Luke agreed to it.

Even appearing desperate ain't cool.

Later,
Romstar

[Mad Mick]

Even appearing desperate ain't cool.

How about appearing desparate when you actually are desparate...

[Romstar]

How about appearing desparate when you actually are desparate...

Well, I suppose if you do it right, there could be a sort of charming honesty to it. I think it would depend on the woman.

Romstar

[Mad Mick]

I guess Luke's got many a woman to look forward to then?

[Luke]

could u guys like stop talking about me, im kinda like here.... Im not that desperate... i think

[codescott]

i need help opening a combination lock. its the EZ Touch Combination Padlock made by kryptonite. its locked to something very important of mine! that i need really really bad. it got put on there as a joke and the person who put it there doesnt know the combination! please help me if u can!

If nothing happens then you can swallow it and cut off the padlock and then you can either 1) do nothing 2) sue the guy whom got it locked.

[Allmytimerblongtothis]

SHIM IT TO THE LIMIT!!!! since its not your lock and you probably wont want to give the lockt to the joker!!!! who put it there jsut drill a hole start small go bigger till you get it and push a flat head screwdirver in there and shim it .

[hzatorsk]

Have her send it to me... I'll do it for free.

[milkman22]

i wonder why shes not replying...hmmm.

[mcm757207]

I'll do it 100% free, as long as you pay for travel expense I will require:
-plane ticket
-hotel for one week
-$10,00US spending cash
-and a pistol