Night-Picker wrote:What I need is real advice.
ummm... dude. us telling you to practice is real advice.
what SFGOON said is really the only thing thats gonna change that in the long run. and hey- who knows, maybe you'll learn some stuff about picking while you're at it?
otherwise we can try a different technique. and it goes like this:
you stand in your shower, wearing a bathing suit. with exactly two inches of tomatoe juice in the tub. you then must pray to the all knowing SHIBA. she will absolve you of all of your tension. (try not to pee in the tub in this part)
then you must wait exactly 2 hours with your finger tips in the tomatoe juice. this will soften them. while doing this, you must play snoop dogg music at about 20 decibals. this will allow your ears to become attuned to many different levels of fine sound.
after that, you send me $20 USD with a nice thank you card and try picking. you should* find that your finger and ears will be ready for such a challnge.
*note: some patients have found that this only makes them feel dumb and $20 shorter, while studies have shown this to be one effect, other studies conducted in private research facilities have proven this to be an effective method of wasting your day.
