o man.. I have this great idea....
see what I'm gonna do is take this.... fire-poker.. then yeah... I'm going to put it in my lock.... ten I'll ...erm just give it a smack with a hammer to thin it down.... I swear it works well
Then there is this spade... I'm going to bend it using a blowtorch and use it as a tension wrench...
Honest to god they work well
