Yellow pages are indeed an "essential" for locksmiths, and yes, a lot of times they are very much a pain to deal with.
For example, in my particular area there are two phone books with yellow pages. One is for the town I live in and immediate surrounding area while the other is a "regional" book. Since day one I've advertised in the local book. The company looking after the advertising was extremely friendly and helpful. They did goober my ad a bit, but were very forthcoming and not only gave me a discount on that year, but discounted me for the second year as well. That apparently is NOT the norm in the industry.
The other "regional" book I currently do not advertise in (and haven't for 2 years) because the company gave me so many problems I refused to deal with them. Here's kinda how it went:
I phone this company..let's call it ABC...and let them know I'm interested in placing an ad. They're fairly busy and ask if it would be alright to contact me a bit later. I say no problem, hang up and forget about it...for 2 weeks no call...my wife reminds me one day that I need to settle my advertising and I realize I haven't been contacted so I phone again. This time they say, no problem we'll fax you our rate sheet..."sure" I say. The rate sheet doesn't get faxed until the next day.
So my wife and I calculate the adsize and cost, and fax the ad in to them.
Then I call in to confirm receipt and amount, etc...I get the answering machine. I get busy with other stuff and a couple of weeks later realize I didn't receive a call or confirmation. I phone, answering machine again. This time I email AND fax the ad in just to make sure they get it. Two weeks pass, no reply...so finally I say, "forget it". A month or so passes, and I get this phone call from ABC. "Hey, it's Bill from ABC advertising. Today's the deadline for all advertising and we'd like to see your ad in our phone book."
Me: "Your kidding right? What happened to all the faxes and emails we sent you."
ABC: "What faxes and emails?"
Me: " We sent you several faxes and emails with what we wanted for an advertisement and got no replies or confirmation. Also, we continually tried to call and could not get a hold of you. Our messages were not returned."
ABC: "Oh. We were moving the offices and our computers were down. When can we get together today to discuss your ad? You do need to get an ad in today since it's the due date because you don't want to miss out on all those potentional customers who use our books."
Me: "Your joking right? Well...let's start with this.." (trying to be nice) "give me a price for this sized ad with x # of colors".
ABC: "Let's see...that would be $XXXX" (note number of x's)
Me: "Umm..but according to the rate sheet you faxed me it should be $XXX. Why the difference?"
ABC: "Oh...that's our OLD rate sheet. They shouldn't have faxed that to you."
Me: "But it has your name on it."
ABC: "Oh. My mistake. So can we get together today to discuss your ad?"
Me: "Nope. I'm not advertising with you."
ABC: "Why not?"
Me: *silence for a minute as I try not to laugh out loud* "Let me explain something to you. I am trying to get a new business off the ground. To do that, I need to establish a reputation for speed, customer service, and consistency. You have not shown me that you can provide any of that. I will not advertise without first be provided with a proof, which I'm sure you don't have time to give. Secondly, when I give someone a price, I stand behind it. If I screw up and quote too low, I take the cut. Thirdly, I cannot associate my business with someone who doesn't have the same set of standards that I do. I've repeatedly tried to contact you guys to do business, and now you try to demand it from me. Guess what? I don't HAVE to do business with you and I'm not. Btw, don't bother contacting me next year either. You're wasting my time. "
ABC: "I understand that this is kind of last minute, but you NEED to have an ad in this paper. Think of the benefit of the advertising area you're miss--" *CLICK*
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The SAME GUY came around the next year. He pretended not to recognize me, but I gave him pretty much the same spiel. This year they sent a girl who was much more polite and forthcoming on prices, etc...but I told her I'd wait until next year.
Anyways....in the whole scheme of advertising, don't forget a few things:
1. Your vehicle. This is a roving 24/7 advertising medium, so use it. Even when it's parked it's advertising.
2. YOU! Hats (if you wear 'em...or pass 'em out) shirts, sweaters, fridge magnets, keychains, pens, stamped keys, fliers, brochures...and all sorts of things can be handed out at relatively low costs with large benefits.