help me, padlock related

[Lockopener]

halleluya!
i got it off!

i used a slurry of olive oil, petreleum gelly, and soap!

[Olson Burry]

I know it isn't funny because you are in some pain, but actually it is hilarious.

I think it was Bill Hicks who said something similar:

"Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious."

Good job giving us a laugh, told you that lube could be the "key" har har.

[jamie79512]

ok i have a conclusion, i got it from a box of old locks i my attic
there was a shet of paper t=on ther that had the combos

So you got the combination but you decided to use soap to slide it off anyway?

[Lockopener]

i have to climb a ladder to get to my attic

i cant climb a ladder with 1 hand

[freakparade3]

i have to climb a ladder to get to my attic

i cant climb a ladder with 1 hand

Why can you not climb a ladder with one hand? I have done it thousands of times when I was a roofer. I really think this is just a joke. You can't climb a ladder but you could type? If it really hurt that bad you would have climbed to get the combo. Are you Ashton Kutcher? Have all of the posters on this thread been Punked? I think so.............

[Safety0ff]

Not to mention he can hit a chisel with a hammer with only one hand... That's skill.

[dougfarre]

I don't see how the lock could inhibit you from typing. Also, just cause there is a lock on your finger doesn't mean you have to spell like a retard.

[Lockopener]

the ladder is more like 2 chin up bars
i cant lift my self up with one hand and a partial grip

the hammer and chisel: help from a friend

spelling: i have a c in spelling