Two weeks ago a friend of mine was having a house party and i was one of the first to arrive.
I asked him for a beer whilst he was getting everything prepaired and he said he'd kept all £120's worth of the nights alcohol outside his
bedroom window / on a ledge as it's so, so cold in the UK at the moment ( and it wouldn't all fit in the fridge

).
10 minutes before everyone else had turned up, and i was frantically picking this guys door (it was one of those doorknob/locks, and as it was a student diggs where nothing is ever maintained,
it was falling appart and frequently locked it's self randomly, although he normally had his keys on him and/or doesn't close his door fully)
Anyway, after 9 minutes of frantic picking/raking (i have one of those southord key-chain mini-pick sets) it wasn't picking open.
I tried picking it locked and lo nd behold got it to turn in around 30 seconds - but i didn't exactly have a plug spinner on me at the time, haha.
So what do i do? We've got people downstairs ringing the doorbell, there's crappy music blaring out from all angles,
and the only thing that is going to get me through the night without a severe fit of depression is behind a 1.5x locked door.
Tension wrench goes in... twist it to as close to the locked position before the pins drop down.... and smack that wrench downwards as hard as i can >_<
Lock popped open, tension wrench flew off and disappeared forever - but i got enough booze to keep me merrily inebriated for the rest of that night, and the majority of the next day.
The best bit was every 10 minutes or so when someone got a new drink, a bunch of the really drunk ones would shout "All hail to John!" (my name) and raise their beer.
I just sat on the sofa watching Have I Got News For You, followed by QI with the subtitles on. F**king students...