Lockpicks.com ToS

by **xnoobandrew** » 24 Jan 2007 19:46

Well, I didn't know this and I bet most of you don't know this but.. It says on the terms of sale that to order you must be

A professional lock smith.. or police, fire fighters, etc.

I didn't know that..

but I don't think they mind

by **UWSDWF** » 24 Jan 2007 20:23

they don't mind ... just as mentioned in the other two hundred or so threads regarding this matter

by **xnoobandrew** » 24 Jan 2007 20:46

But i think they track your ip and stuff.. so after they figure out your not a prof lock smith they ban your ip from the site

by **melvin2001** » 24 Jan 2007 20:48

actually they have an IP sniffing gorilla, it actually tracks you via the phone lines, prints itself out from your fax machine or printer. Then it proceeds to defecate on your pillow and mate with your dog.

by **UWSDWF** » 24 Jan 2007 20:54

I heard that they have black attack helicopters that are silent and nearly invisible at night, and they use them to deliver a team of super deadly ninjas accompanied by a squad of bananas wearing Ronald Regan masks wielding machetes......

by **xnoobandrew** » 24 Jan 2007 21:27

ok, this isnt even funny. I'm serious and I was just wondering what really happens..

by **UWSDWF** » 24 Jan 2007 22:01

absolutly nothing it is a CYA tactic so they can't get sued if you do something that is stupid or illegal... although that gorilla thing sounds like it could happen :roll:

by **xnoobandrew** » 24 Jan 2007 22:21

But can u order again? or do they deny all your specific orders?

by **UWSDWF** » 24 Jan 2007 22:30

you can order again and again and again...ect

by **77luke** » 24 Jan 2007 22:41

....that was the best laugh I have had all day....

by **Nicky the Greek** » 25 Jan 2007 0:08

Oh yeah i heard about the gorilaz, there really scarry. :shock:

I heard that they were making a real comotion over in japan. But thats just what i heard.

Don't use the search button get stupid answers. That's wat happens to me. Sometimes.

by **xnoobandrew** » 25 Jan 2007 0:08

wow I dont know if u understand the point...

Once they know your not a professional lock smith, do they start to cancel all your orders? Or is it that one in general

by **melvin2001** » 25 Jan 2007 0:15

xnoobandrew wrote:wow I dont know if u understand the point...

Once they know your not a professional lock smith, do they start to cancel all your orders? Or is it that one in general

yes they will, they cancel it with a fury of angry gorillas.

in other words, no one has any idea what happens, because no one has ever been "discovered"

by **ostudioo** » 25 Jan 2007 0:21

I guess the terms just disallows "criminals" to purchase these tools. But I am sure you could purchase if you are over 18.

by **xnoobandrew** » 25 Jan 2007 0:47

i'll try again.. i need to confirm my order with SouthOrd tho.

Lockpicks.com ToS

Lockpicks.com ToS

Who is online