Can Anyone

[Jewmasterflex]

can anyone describe a process when attempting to pick a simple doorlock as if to what they would do when approaching this.

[dougfarre]

give up

[Wolfe]

Theres like a billion tutorials on this subject posted on this board.

[gotta]

First thing I do is put a knee pad down. Seriously, you younger guys think those knees will last forever on their own, think again. I've had 2 knee scopes and I'm 48.

[MacGyver101]

Insert a bump-key into the lock, and then whack it repeatedly with a printout of any one of the lockpicking tutorials that are available on this site.

[josh0094]

1)make lockpicking tools.

2) learn how to pick a lock.

[Kaotik]

Jewmasterflex, please describe the problem your having, without a proper description of the brand and model or pictures of the lock, it is hard to help you with your problem.

Also, fill in the location in your profile, it will help others identify the locks and tools in your region.

[UWSDWF]

Normally I'd take the piss out of you but today I am bored and so I made you a tutorial.


use yellow pages


find a locksmith


call the number


wait


once the locksmith shows up he'll work his magic


with locksmith magic the door will open, options;
Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, DENNIS and DOOR.

[Anero]

LMAO UWSDWF you're posts always make me laugh

[freakparade3]

Now that everyone has had there fun mabye i can help you. Do a Google search for the Losksport International guide to picking. Also, search for the MIT guide to lockpicking. These will help you understand what is going on inside a lock. It's good of you to adk the question you did, if you don't know what is going on inside a lock you will never be able to pick it. You can PM me any further questions if you wish to avoid the children and there unhelpful (but somewhat funny) replies.

[UWSDWF]

You can PM me any further questions if you wish to avoid the children and there unhelpful (but somewhat funny) replies.

actually a better way of doing this would be to use an appropriate and informative thread title, be explicit/specific in your question and if in doubt pictures. By doing these things not only do you make it easier for future users to gain help from your thread but also it makes it easier for the user base here to help you.

but hey what do I know, i'm just the big angry unfriendly guy who pisses people off

[josh0094]

OMFG THAT WAS PROLY THE FUNNYEST POST IVE SEEN!

[Squelchtone]

those look like HPC computer generated picks that the facilities employee has on the floor.

I personally dress as a ninja whenever doing a real life lockout.

Squelchtone

[maxxx]

I like the deer hunter vest dude with the cordless dremel and the "drill out jig" on the floor next to it. "Now this will just take a sec, these kinda locks cant be picked you know". (Now where do I gotta drill it?)

[gotta]

He's going to really regret not using a knee pad!! You can lead a horse...