I've just come back from a nightmare job.
Superglue in the locks, on a roller shutter. Easy, thinks me.
I get there, have a look, and the lock is solid. The keyway is clear, though, so I heat up the first lock and a bit of wire and give it some.
Nothing. The lock is totally and utterly not moving. Not one little pin, nothing.
So I play about with it, and still nothing. I bend a wire, and a pick. I've sprayed it with pen. oil too, of course, and then I heat it again. Still nothing!
Ok, so I grab the drill - except it isn't there! Like a retard, I took it in for charging, and didn't remember to bring it out again! Argh!!!!
Quick phonecall, and it is on it's way. Meanwhile, I try the EPG, but that just bends the blade.
I feel I am getting a little movement, though, so I take the key (which has a 50% chance of being the right one) and hammer it into the lock. Still won't turn. Try the other key - you guessed it, it still won't turn!
Ok, so out with the drill. First security pin snaps the head off the bit!

Change bits. Try again. I get through the pins, and I still can't turn the lock! Glue all around the plug. A bit of beating and turning, and out pops the plug.
So now I have a solid, fairly smooth lump of brass in front of me, and not a lot to grip. Well, nothing at all, in fact...
For my next trick, I pull the catch down, and manage to grab the bullet from behind, pushing back hard. I get a slight movement, and slowly work it out. Eventually, I get a grip from the front, and it comes out. Glue all under the bottom of the bullet, which had left it solid in the hole!
1 down...
The other side was exactly the same, so I dodged the security pin, hit the lock with a hammer before starting to drill, and got it out in 5 minutes flat.
2 down, and in!

Thank god the ERA 5 lever behind the shutter wasn't touched, though...
Took just over an hour and a half - I was there so long the police actually arrived! Not bad - an hour response time from the city's main station, 350 yards away.
If the $%^&* who bunged up the locks gets caught (it would appear to be a hate campaign) they are going to have bigger problems than I did with that first lock!
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