If another mod wants to reopen this I absolutely wouldn't blame them. I'm just sick of it.
Maybe being locked for a few will get this back on topic. If you want to take the time to write up a long, possibly informative post, try not to lace it with insults. If you've been insulted in a long, possibly informative post, try to respond to the information provided, not just add kindling to the fire.
Act respectfully and turn some cheeks.
Bumping is bad news, understanding it, completely, will be a good thing. People trying to come up with solutions is a positive thing, people possibly misinterpreting evidence could be a very bad thing.
Lordy.