I finally got out of the police station. The maid found me.... It was not as the movies make it out to be. I smiled and she ran away screaming. Thankfully my friends came and bailed me out. Im sure I will be paying bribes for a long while after this one.
The "tactical goo" did not work. All it did was make a mess over everything and get several charges added to my credit card.
But hey, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and am ready to take on the world!
