You mad as a hatter
No Homophobe i think is the best term
Were not having a go or at least im not,
If your female i welcome you with open arms, if your a male i welcome you with a handshake.
If you are a female giving us kisses on every post great i like, 'how you doing?'
If your a male thats giving us kisses on every post i dont like, you can do what you want but dont push it on to me
Eitherway dont have a crisis, we welcome you, i only asked a question and the rest are just having a laugh, by your answer to Chrispys comment i think you realise this.
Anyway you have a particular writing style (see my opening comment) and i dont think you will be able to hide that no matter what user name you choose.