Awaiting lock-picking kit

[beefyboy69]

I get excited everytime i even think of picking a lock, i bought a few padlocks for when i get the lockpicking kit (just ordered it 2 seconds ago) , i know nothing at all about lock picking , but ive tried for hours with my home-made lockpick and no luck. after hours and hours of failed attempts and having to re-acquire more picks i am retiring this pick ... and the pick itself

Those of you wondering how i would attempt this, i place the bar of cheese over the lock hole, firmly take hold of my brick and hit it repeatidly, this therefore fills the lock and acts as a key? No, no it does not, don't try it, it just makes a big mess, (and if you are smart enough to do what i did and lock yourself out of the house to challenge yourself, and then realizing that the key will not fit in due to the cheese) and calling a locksmith explaining this?

[illusion]

Tell me this is a joke......... surely...... right???






what the heck????

[paul1982]

I sure hope it is a joke, im getting worried you didn't use one of these schools that taught you this for £1000 for two days training did you. Did they supply the tool kit too

[Gear Head]

I'll sell you some ants.

[beefyboy69]

For a next attempt i think i might smear honey over the lock i want picked and wait for the bears?

[beefyboy69]

i was wondering where people stand on this lock pick kit. as in , what you think about it. i was also wondering if it is possible to pick a car lock with a set like this? im aware of pieces such as the If its not possible please make me aware of that, remember im a hardcore noob, i always thought " if the key fits, it'll work"

[illusion]

I don't care if you're joking or not... this is funny...

how about licking a plug socket?... the electricity passes through your finger into the lock and picks it.. homemade electro-pick

[beefyboy69]

true story acctually (this story im telling) ok, i found a torch light *the ones they hook on cars and stuff for working on motor with more light. well, anyways i was at school in machine shop when i found this thing in the back, so i took a long aluminum bar (wanted to make a lightsaber , be the coolest kid in school...) so i threaded the end of the aluminum bar and twisted it into the socket on the torch, i plugged it in and got ready to shock my buddy. but when i switched it on it sparked and made black smoke at the socket and left burn marks around it, and the socket no longer works.

[Omikron]

true story acctually (this story im telling) ok, i found a torch light *the ones they hook on cars and stuff for working on motor with more light. well, anyways i was at school in machine shop when i found this thing in the back, so i took a long aluminum bar (wanted to make a lightsaber , be the coolest kid in school...) so i threaded the end of the aluminum bar and twisted it into the socket on the torch, i plugged it in and got ready to shock my buddy. but when i switched it on it sparked and made black smoke at the socket and left burn marks around it, and the socket no longer works.

KEEP FAR, FAR AWAY FROM ANY POINT OBJECTS OR ANYTHING THAT PLUGS IN!

[Gear Head]

You should be a text file writer. That's awesome.

[beefyboy69]

Thank you, i take great pride in what i do

[zeke79]

Alright, enough is enough....