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[scrub]

I had some problems with the local mayhamist mobs trying to get in my door and making a bloody mess of them selves when I would throw out their remain out of my apartment. They would get in by picking my door I called a lock smith he installed a new high security lock it failed I called him back and he said he was going to get me a M-1-6. He installed the device the mayhemist where back to picking my door he stuck his pick in the lock and about 900,000 volt charge held him there for about three hours thats how I would find them when I came home. The stinking creeps kept on coming back I would leave them on it for eight hours and watch them fry when ever they stuck their pick in the lock. Any of you locksmith have any more info on that device?

[LockNewbie21]

Very interesting.. gave them a heck of a surprise huh? i never heard of anything like that... how does it not zap you when you put you key in?

Andy

[lockedin]

Reminds of that scene from Home Alone, except I'm pretty sure the voltage was lower.

[pip]

you making Jason13 look like a genuis

at least he talks about locks/lockpicking

[ndgreen]

What?

Are you claiming that a certified, responsible locksmith installed a 900,000 volt MAN-TRAP in your door?

And that a (mayhemist?) picked the lock, then received a 900,000v shock for THREE hours?

And others get shocked for eight hours?

First off, such a device would be incredibly dangerous. Whilst it is true that current and not voltage is considered to be more dangerous to humans, a 900,000v charge for an extended period of time could seriously compromise your heart function! In many jurisdictions throughout the world (I know the US may be different) the deliberate setting of a device to intentionally harm a person is extremely illegal. It doesn't matter whether the person is performing a criminal act!

This is a foolish, dangerous post and I would be surprised if the mods of this site allowed it to continue.

N.

[bonez]

maybe you have to shout "CLEAR" before you touch it

[Jason13]

Maybe the key is brass, or does brass contuct electrcity?

[Chucklz]

^ Jason, don't experiment with anything electrical. Ever.

Brass indeed conducts electricity well.

[Jason13]

I know that im just saying

[Jason13]

Oh wait it must be contuctive cuase the plugs have brass and they tell you to never ever put your fingers near them while plugging them in, theres the anwser

[bonez]

and think jason!

your name and the word genius were in the same
sentence on this thread!

[pip]

Oh wait it must be contuctive cuase the plugs have brass and they tell you to never ever put your fingers near them while plugging them in, theres the anwser

stay focused jason

locks - lockpicking - locks - lockpicking..........

[Jason13]

be the lock.... be the pick...

[SFGOON]

One time i had touble with these mayhamist dudes, so I like got a battery out of my dad's lawnmower and wrapped the wire part around th dorr, but later on i saw the guy still picking my lock and i was like get out dude u r supposed to be shocked so he ran off, so like that night i put t back on but this time i touched the metal part to the doorknob, but my dad came home drunk and he got shocked by it, so i like told him it was the mayhamists. and then the next morning i looked out my window, and i saw this dude with lockpicks, but he was like dead! so my battery thing worked, so i took it off but i got shocked when i did it.

[Edgaro55]

wow... what part of the states (or what part of New York, L.A.) do you live in to have to hook up a death trap door knob to stop intruders...

And how in the world do you not get shocked yourself, plastic keys...