What is it again?

by **LockNewbie21** » 22 Mar 2006 19:21

If i rember reading.. didnt the first locksmiths in the middle ages use such devices.. like false key holes and covers and the coolest one a device that actually cut off the finger of the picker? i forget were i read it it was a link from this forum on the middle age lock artists and such pretty neat.. but man thats gotta hurt... owell i guess the rule stands pick your own locks or lose a finger

Andy

by **lockedin** » 22 Mar 2006 19:49

Yeah I read that too. Traps straight out of goonies.

by **scrub** » 22 Mar 2006 20:00

First of all it has been along time. I cant remember if I turn it on or off but seems to me my key would bypass this electric shock. Also the amont of current I belive was AC and not DC it takes about 14000 volts to break down one inch of the atmosphere to make the spark. This had enough wop to encircle the entire group they generaly come in mobs with some sub tranceducer. I also had mechanical sentrys to shoot as well once disable by either their elctric tazers or by some tranceducer the sentrys would take over and killem. To me that is nothin they are nothin. I once had so many of them shot dead in my second floor apartment that the floor gave out from the weight of them. Also this they carry little angel cards on them that if they so mistakenly arrested cutting off a attractive girls legs that the police would half to let them go under this gosple slaying. Also I had Medeco with a security film that was on national tv news of a lock failure to a picker or some how entry at another apartment complex in Utah and showed me due to the mob entry kill off over a six foot pile about 25 feet times 15 feet of mayhamist slobs some shooting pistols I deflected the bullets with a pice of medal while laying on the carpet. Also laying a trap its illegal those slobs have butcher off the nation alot of people are not here. what ever means of a defense works but electricity is not my way of defense this was the locksmiths way. Mine is swift death.

by **Shrub** » 22 Mar 2006 20:28

Well done,

I think youve managed to post the most unbeleivable total rubbish post ive ever seen, you need to stop watching too many movies and get a reality check.

No lock can do what you said as it would break so many laws you wouldnt sell any for one, the other thing is i think the persons fingers would melt off before the 3 hours was up not alone 8 hours, somthing that powerful is usually holding them there because they are melted to it and flesh wont last long enough for that much abuse. You remember how many people were at your door and how long they got stuck to the lock but you dont remember how you disabled it?

Dont even get me started on the crap about deflecting bullits and killing pretty girls :roll:

It was a funny read but give it up now :lol:

by **n2oah** » 22 Mar 2006 20:30

This is hilarious! :lol:

by **lockedin** » 22 Mar 2006 20:30

The humor isn't in the story. It is in the fact that he has gotten us to respond and turn it into a two page thread. :lol:

by **Vincent-XXI** » 22 Mar 2006 20:30

BAH thats nothing, for defense of my little flat with all the charm of a jail cell I use a combination of automated self aware robot sentries, essentially chainsaws on wheels. Mounted flame throwers with motion sensors and several kilos of C4, you should have seen the mess the last time I was broken into limbs stuck to the celing, to the neighbours cat, even to the roof of a post office in Nigeria.
Still the scum return, perhaps to rob or reclaim those limbs, But I'm ready for them, with my three mechinal sentries the latest model not those pansy gun toting ones you have, these are armed with only the latest in thermo nuclear devices.

Last time one of those went off the floor colasped under the weight of 40 dead brownies wanting to sell some cookies and their weight caused them to fall through to the basement then all the way through the word to Australia .....

by **Shrub** » 22 Mar 2006 20:32

Well ive got Robocop on my front door and the terminator on the back door :wink:

by **Bahrg** » 22 Mar 2006 20:38

I think this website has rules against TROLLS :evil:

Go away find some unintellegent people to bug. Or failing that stick your finger into the "relatively low by your standards" 120v AC plugins around your house.

by **illusion** » 22 Mar 2006 20:40

Meh, I have The Nights Who Say Nei garding my house, and the killer rabbit guarding the back door. I pity the fool who tries to break into my house.

by **SteveW** » 22 Mar 2006 21:08

'Its just a bunny... go on chop its head off' :lol:

this is such a good thread... :lol:

by **n2oah** » 22 Mar 2006 21:08

I have illusion's mum guarding my door! Talk about the ultimate intimidation for bulgulars! :lol:

by **bembel** » 22 Mar 2006 21:36

Know this situation, since the street in front of my house is always full of zombies...
No big problem, because I can still leave the house through the back door.
However, I lost 3 pizza delivery boys to them this month.

by **SteveW** » 22 Mar 2006 21:39

I must say how disappointed i am with the level of domestic security advice being offered on this site :evil:

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If i may offer a few criticisms:

The terminator has yet to survive a movie, and in the last one took a sever slapping from a girl. Hardly adequate.

Robocop can be easily by passed with a hose. All that is required is patience. Hose him down and wait for the rust to set in.

The Knights who say Ni. Bring a shrubbery or a set of ear plugs.

The bunny could be a problem though

And as for Illusions mum... bring a pair of slippers and an armchair. If that fails stick a George Cloony movie on the telly, that will defeat all women over 35.

I think i have made my case and i expect to see standards improve :!:

by **SFGOON** » 22 Mar 2006 21:50

I don't mean this in a condescending way, so please don't take it as such. I am wondering if you have ever been treated for schitzophrenia? A few things you said made me wonder, like the mayhamists carrying angle cards to excuse them from killing, or your ability to deflect bullets with a piece of metal. You haven't posted here for about a year, then you come back and start again, with the same persecution and violence themed posts. I also gather from the fact that you mentioned a second-floor apartment that you live alone? Is that right? If you lived alone, you could be having episodes and nobody would know and that's not good.

Call someone you trust, a family member or a good friend, and tell them about all of this, and ask them what they think you should do. Again, I'm not making fun of you, and if I've offended you I apologize.

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