The Magic Potty!!!!!!!

by **bonez** » 4 Apr 2006 15:33

keeps the flies off yer picks!

:lol:

by **pip** » 4 Apr 2006 16:45

in a restaurant bathroom

here i sit broken hearted
came to pick, so i started
1 pin, 2 pin, 3 pin, 4
someone knocking at the door

let me in, i gotta go
or else i think i'll lose control

ignore this guy, another click
me, a lock, my homemade pick

i don't want to hear you cry
the sink is free, give it a try

first a grunt, then a groan
and then he heard an awful moan
the tension slipped, i start again
one more time, pin by pin

you're really sick, go see a shrink
you need some help, that's what i think

and then i shout , from the stall
i step out, standing tall
i look at him, and i wink
who gives a s**t, what he thinks

by **LockNewbie21** » 4 Apr 2006 17:19

Well done

You know its threads like this that make us such a grand website :roll:

but none the less fun

Andy

by **devildog** » 4 Apr 2006 18:47

Mods: Please sticky immediately.

by **Bahrg** » 4 Apr 2006 22:25

pip wrote:in a restaurant bathroom

here i sit broken hearted
came to pick, so i started
1 pin, 2 pin, 3 pin, 4
someone knocking at the door

let me in, i gotta go
or else i think i'll lose control

ignore this guy, another click
me, a lock, my homemade pick

i don't want to hear you cry
the sink is free, give it a try

first a grunt, then a groan
and then he heard an awful moan
the tension slipped, i start again
one more time, pin by pin

you're really sick, go see a shrink
you need some help, that's what i think

and then i shout , from the stall
i step out, standing tall
i look at him, and i wink
who gives a s**t, what he thinks

Hahaha now thats classic. Good work. I have to admit I did this once at work... nothing to read, but my picks and padlock were in my jacket

I have this nasty habit tho of using such little tension and just pushing the wrench with one finger that when it finally pops the wrench buggers off. Id hate to have to fish it from the bowl of goodness :roll:

by **LockNewbie21** » 4 Apr 2006 23:43

I second the sticky notion!!

it woul dbe my first sticky... all because of the magical potty

Andy

by **undeadspacehippie** » 19 May 2006 23:13

This post is too funny - do we all have a picking addiction. We can not even stop even to take care of other business.

While I have never picked while on the throne, I had to use my broken key extractor to open the tampon machine (in the womens washroom) at the campus I worked on (I was the department head at the time, decided it was quicker than calling in a locksmith - it was 2:00 am and I don't think he would have appreciated being called in just for that).

Maybe I will switch from reading to picking - it would be like a library, a quiet room - great concentration place.

by **cracksman** » 19 May 2006 23:20

And I was afraid to tell you guys a nice way to remove dingleberries with a tension wrench and a very sharp, well placed hook....., you have too have a steady hand though :shock:

by **LockNewbie21** » 19 May 2006 23:26

I cant believe i started this thread its retarded, i say just delte it its absoluty moronic in every way, i am sure most who read agree.

Andy

by **Jason13** » 19 May 2006 23:37

LockNewbie21 wrote:I second the sticky notion!! it woul dbe my first sticky... all because of the magical potty

Andy

Awk come on :lol:

by **cracksman** » 19 May 2006 23:40

Kinda silly, but you would be amazed where alot of us pick. Stop lights in the car, going to the movies (girlfriend loves that one), under the table at dinner with your parents, watching t.v., alot of people talk about doing it in class, hehe, I'm a teacher and while my students are taking a test, I 'm usually picking

by **Jason13** » 19 May 2006 23:44

I wonder if anyone has dropped there lock down the toilet and let there mate pick it and they go "sniff" "sniff" whats that smell?

by **devildog** » 20 May 2006 2:22

I still think this ought to be stickied...

by **Raccoon** » 20 May 2006 5:24

You're going to get hemorrhoids-- All of you! :shock:

by **ilmr** » 21 Nov 2007 11:21

Ok, since this thread got mentioned elsewhere it's time to wake up the dead.

I sometimes have enjoyed picking a lock while "resting at the room", if one may. It's been pretty ok, but once I was fooling around with a lock, finished my business, put the lock down and stood up, I heard this metallic sound. Then I noticed the key was missing. Well. not too hard to figure out where I found it. I guess the key fell down on my clothes or smth while I put the lock down

Luckily I was only having a pee and sitting down (like the girl I am!) so getting the key back wasnt as unpleasant as it could've been.

Good times. I guess next time when that happens I'll have a diarrhea or something.

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