As for the nice aluminium handles and what not why not do engravings??
And for the devel-satan we call icthey ictchey owwwe(fiber[death]glass) go down to the grocery and pay(insert price here) for a bottle of ur good 'ol CLOROX type bleach price, name, color, smell dont matter.
What you do IS 1. start hot water in tub 2. add bluub bluub bluub of you smelly friend into the fountain of ahhh(tub) 3. fill full of warm water 4. Enter, now you will feel all slimy and gross but it wont hurt you,hair,skin. will ruin nice clothes. should be Perfectomundo in the A.M.
PS stay in as long as you can,about as long as a normal bath.