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by ObiWonShinobi » 27 Aug 2007 17:01
I recently bought 40 sets of headphones
from the local DollarTree (don't even ask)
after tearing them apart....I've got a lot
of bendy metal bands sitting here on my desk.
Im obviously making a few things for myself.
But there are plenty of leftovers.
Geeeee i wish I could think of SOMETHING
to do with them all...... any ideas?
weird ideas only please.
don't be "normal"
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by UWSDWF » 27 Aug 2007 17:22
see how many will fit into your urethral opening
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by Dragunov-21 » 27 Aug 2007 18:16
Hands up all those who *knew* that was gonna happen 
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by unbreakable » 27 Aug 2007 18:38
*Puts both hands up*
Hmm, make them into a universal plug follower.
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by Gordon Airporte » 27 Aug 2007 19:44
Strip the sound-making parts down to just the transducers and use them as contact mics. You have to amplify the ... out of them, though, and they're really delicate without the shell around them, so glob some hot melt glue around the end of the cord as strain relief.
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by freakparade3 » 27 Aug 2007 21:33
Make a cradle for your testicles so they don't bounce when you jog.
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by freakparade3 » 27 Aug 2007 21:34
P.S......... This thread is SOOOO gonna get locked.
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by What » 27 Aug 2007 22:06
in before the lock....
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by Trip Doctor » 27 Aug 2007 22:36
freakparade3 wrote:Make a cradle for your testicles so they don't bounce when you jog.
Hey, you just might have a patent going there.
Heres a little commercial preview.
"Tired of your balls bouncing side to side when you jog? Tired of hopping up and down to unstick your sack from your leg? Well we've got the thing for you! The sports Nuttbrazziere! Now you can jog confortably with your nutts tucked in and intact! Available in a variety of colors. $19.99 for a pair. Call now and get a pair of Nuttsweats for free! A $10.00 value, FREE!"
Genius man. 
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by nothumbs » 27 Aug 2007 22:38
I just have the image of a bunch of kids poking a sleeping dog, seeing how long they can get away with it before one gets bit.
Either that or, 'when Dad gets home you're going to be in so much trouble'
In that spirit I offer http://funideas.com/images/products/gaggifts/mooninggnome.jpg
It's a good day when I learn something new.
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by freakparade3 » 28 Aug 2007 8:55
Trip Doctor wrote:freakparade3 wrote:Make a cradle for your testicles so they don't bounce when you jog.
Hey, you just might have a patent going there. Heres a little commercial preview. "Tired of your balls bouncing side to side when you jog? Tired of hopping up and down to unstick your sack from your leg? Well we've got the thing for you! The sports Nuttbrazziere! Now you can jog confortably with your nutts tucked in and intact! Available in a variety of colors. $19.99 for a pair. Call now and get a pair of Nuttsweats for free! A $10.00 value, FREE!" Just so you know, hot coffee shooting from your nasal passages really sucks. Genius man. 
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by Eyes_Only » 28 Aug 2007 9:39
Try Vodka.
If a lock is a puzzle, then its key is the complete picture
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by Trip Doctor » 28 Aug 2007 14:17
Is dad Shrub ? 
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by ObiWonShinobi » 28 Aug 2007 15:54
UWSDWF - Only 6 will fit, seven makes my eyes water
and I cant see what I'm doing.
Trip Doctor - Already have a patent, sorry.
and the commercial goes a little something like:
"Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble too-and-fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
DID YOU FORGET TO THINK IN OVER,
'AFOR YOU POSTED ON THIS FORUM?
yeaaaah...... I do think so......"
(how yall like my sangin voice?)
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I've been looking over the "Homebrew Hall of Fame"
for pix to steal a few ideas from, but most are "Normal"
(please excuse the "n" word)
Thanks 'Gordon Airporte' for the serious reply,
but all thats left after my project is the metal bands.
All electronics are already being used.
I had thought of using a small peizo speaker to make a
self-vibrating pick at one point. I mentioned it in the
'McGuyver' thread at one point a while back.
By the way people, when someone named 'nothumbs'
gives you advice on poking sleeping dogs.....
ask his how he lost them, and be ready to take his advice.
No worries, I'll let the mods decide when to lock threads,
I'd rather spend my time UNLOCKING things anyway!
Besides, "I'm just a sucker with no self esteem"
I logged on for the tenth time today,
To check my post, to see what you'd say.
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Well I guess I should stick up for myself.
Oh I know I'm being used
But I really think it's better this way

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by UWSDWF » 28 Aug 2007 16:03
now now ... don't be getting all emo on us
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