you drip the ink of the pen out drop by drop and then hit the lock three times. Once on the top, once on the bottom and once on the right side. Then you take all your clothes off and do the chicken dance. After that you go yelling to your nearest police station and repeat "I AM THE KING OF ALL LOCKS, BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME!!!" Now if you did all of these things the lock will open...................and if none of the above works, you could just do search for the answer
