*Please read this first*

[Squelchtone]

Hello,

If you are reading this you probably need help getting out of handcuffs. You met her on craigslist, probably planned it for days, and next thing you know her name is Jeff, she's pre-op, and now you're cuffed to a bed at Motel 8 and your wallet is missing. But hey, free wifi, so here you are.

Please post your questions here, if you cannot type, we can read morse code pretty well, so just tap into your phone, ipad, or laptop.

To show us any photos of the handcuffs or predicament you are in, please upload your photo to http://imgur.com/r/handcuffs and then Copy/Paste the link to the file.jpg into your post.

This forum is volunteer run and member supported, so please be patient as you wait for an answer to your question. You may also check the box before you press Submit to "Notify the police when a reply is posted" This will send you an email to let you know someone has posted a reply to your question.

Thank you and we welcome your feedback,

The Lockpicking101.com Crew

The Bondage & Handcuff sub forum was an April Fools Day joke in 2014. It proved to be a popular enough topic that we have made it into it's own category. It now resides in the Lock Hardware area and has been renamed to just Handcuffs. -Forum Management January 2015

[jeffmoss26]

Whoa. Why is her name Jeff?
April Fools?

[south town ninja]

Her name is Larry, actually.

[GWiens2001]

Your secret is out, Jeff!

Gordon

[parkourer]

Why did i click the link! Just why!

[GWiens2001]

For the past few days, was expecting Squelchtone to do a post that any Master padlock numbered over 5 would be considered advanced forum material, and that all related posts would be moved accordingly. Think he did a good one with this thread, though.

Gordon

[Squelchtone]

For the past few days, was expecting Squelchtone to do a post that any Master padlock numbered over 5 would be considered advanced forum material, and that all related posts would be moved accordingly. Think he did a good one with this thread, though.

Gordon

I'm gonna blow your mind with an upcoming announcement..

[Raymond]

Squelchtone sound as if he is speaking from experience. This too we must study to become as proficient as the master.

[ElbowMacaroni]

Hot d4mn Sqly! That was funny! I nearly soaked my notebook with beverage

[JoshuaWest]

Please upload your photo to http://imgur.com/r/[CENSORED] and then Copy/Paste the link to the file.jpg into your post.

Haha, We should probably consider adding an NSFW tag to that. You should have seen the look on my co-workers face. " "

[Squelchtone]

Please upload your photo to http://imgur.com/r/[CENSORED] and then Copy/Paste the link to the file.jpg into your post.

Haha, We should probably consider adding an NSFW tag to that. You should have seen the look on my co-workers face. " "

it's a spoof thread about being handcuffed in a motel by a tranny you met on craigslist, I would automatically be cautious of any links, especially since they say /gonewild at the end.

[JoshuaWest]

Please upload your photo to http://imgur.com/r/gonewild and then Copy/Paste the link to the file.jpg into your post.

Haha, We should probably consider adding an NSFW tag to that. You should have seen the look on my co-workers face. " "

it's a spoof thread about being handcuffed in a motel by a tranny you met on craigslist, I would automatically be cautious of any links, especially since they say /gonewild at the end.

Touché, Look before you leap I suppose.

[KPick]

oh yeah. craigslist women. They aren't always what you think they are until they take their pantys off.

[ElbowMacaroni]

But is the cat dead or alive when she takes her panties off?

:lol: oh yeah. craigslist women. They aren't always what you think they are until they take their pantys off.

[mechanical_nightmare]

Been away from the site for a little bit, this was a nice surprise on my return, really cracked me up

As for being handcuffed at a hotel by a tranny, if you didn't notice he/she was a tranny before you got locked up, that probably means: