AFAIK we're the only site that shows up for Mazola Oil Parties. Mazola Parties gives plenty of stuff though. But remember that oils attack latex, so it's a big nono around condoms. And crisco is for a**holes
As for masterthief, you sound like you know what you're talking about and you can spell, that puts you above most new members and some of the regulars. You're welcome but it might be a good idea to change your name, as it'll soon be read by a lot of people who've never read this introduction. I'm a bit doubtful of your abilities like many others, because I've seen too many locksmiths who've had exceptional picking and impressioning skills... when it came to Kwikset, Weiser and similar paperweights and I'm doubtful because I haven't seen a lot of subtle approaches when criminals deal with locks.
But I've also seen some very clever tools and techniques from recent or former criminals, so I'm looking forward to having you on board.
Have a nice time and don't touch any postings that don't belong to you

It's not the tools that open the lock. It's me.