Embarassing Handcuff Story

by **jason** » 28 Jan 2005 16:43

Luke wrote:That was an Mmmmmm women. Mmmm Jason. I need both

by **Luke** » 29 Jan 2005 6:51

Muhahhahahahahahahahahahhahah, just messing with ya Jason/

by **jason** » 30 Jan 2005 14:00

Luke,

I work for a Local Authority (City Hall to those over the pond) and I have had to go on a course "to respect gender and sexuality", so I would have had to said that, in response to your previous post that I both thank you and that I am flattered by your advances, but due to my gender orientation I am both unwilling and unable to return your compliment.

I s**t you not, this is what your Council tax is being spent on! :roll:

(Mind you they also sent me on courses all sorts of course such as how to answer the telephone and use a ladder).

Not at the same time before anyone else writes that in,

by **Luke** » 30 Jan 2005 14:57

Advances? sorry... my gender orientation does not attract me to men, although my sense of humor does make many jokes :lol:

by **plot** » 30 Jan 2005 18:02

They'd be better off (and it'd be more cost effective), if they'd simply pass a law saying verbel sexual harassment is OK :lol:

by **Luke** » 31 Jan 2005 1:51

Wow plot you sexy beast :lol:

LOL.

by **SFGOON** » 31 Jan 2005 13:16

Gee, looks like furry handcuffs are the new Mazola oil.

by **minkis18** » 8 Feb 2005 20:21

... this is why i dont put the lock on ME when trying to impress ppl.

I would rather lock someone else up.
mm... fluffy!

by **frollard** » 9 Feb 2005 13:53

well, its been like 6 months since I posted, I've been busy busy busy with my office job, and a bajillion other things.

anyhoo - funny thing about handcuffs, is that if you keep the key stuck in between the layers of velcro in your watch strap(nobody bothers to look there), you can be very very sneaky with regards to well.....sneaking.

by **omelet** » 9 Feb 2005 14:42

when i was 10 i got some handcuffs from the flea market and was playing around with them. I decided I didnt want to go to school one day so I handcuffed myslef to my bedpost. My dad got the bolt cutters and i didnt have handcuffs any more

by **co2van** » 15 Feb 2005 3:42

I keep one of theses in my belt.
http://www.galls.com/style.html?assort= ... 26&cat=205
maybe that'd help.

by **digital_blue** » 15 Feb 2005 10:15

I might be sorry I asked this, but what the heck is a belt keeper?

db

by **minkis18** » 16 Feb 2005 18:05

make that two possibly sorry ppl wondering!

by **digital_blue** » 16 Feb 2005 19:37

LOL! Whew.. I really thought it was just gonna be me!

by **minkis18** » 16 Feb 2005 21:31

i ddi to till i saw ur post. so... what is it!

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