I will no longer be stopped

[zeke79]

He has all the sheep and a huge stock pile of (I know I shouldn't say the word but.....) MAZOLA.

[Buggs41]

Ewww.. That was BaaAaaaAaaAaad.

[wtf|pickproof?]

"I love sheep, they taste like chicken"

Well Chrispy, obviously you experiences with sheep doesn't include eating. I refuse to guess of what kind yours are.

[Chrispy]

"I have never, had sexual relations, with that sheep."

Some time later...

"I admit, I have had, sexual relations with Miss Ewe-inski" (Ewe.... get it... *sigh* nevermind...)

[helix]

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
A search revealed
They were in the next field
With dirty old Chrispy behind them.

[Chrispy]

[cracksman]

Brilliant Helix

To respond to SF's comment, what me and any
of my consenting livestock do in the privacy of our
own barn is none of your business

p.s. this post now irrevocably off topic isn't it

[raimundo]

You try the heifers, you'll never go back to sheep.

[Mad Mick]

I've been trying to count the wooly mama's in my sleep, but can't seem to get past sixty-nine...flossing is no longer required though.

You must have the whitest teeth in Cymru, Quicklocks.

[SFGOON]

I used to think you guys were cool, but now I see you're just fowl and disgusting!

[Chrispy]

That's ok GOON, you just stick to primates.

[cracksman]

"Fowl", good one SF. Me and the chickens have a purely
platonic relationship You thought we were Cool?

[n2oah]

In response to general activity of this thread: What the f**k?!?

[digital_blue]

Wow. So this is what happens when I look away, eh?

I think this thread has served its purpose, unless any of you have any other deviant behaviours to add? I didn't think so.

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