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[Chrispy]

At least it's not WMD's.

[acl]

Creme de menthe sounds like a northern tipple ,How long have you been frequenting those bars in notts martin? i thought you were one of us deep down
Andy

[pinky]

i may be from kent, but since moving to notts ( where the ladies still outnumber the guys 5 to 1 ) im having to suffer like never before, i see it as missionary work.

but lets look at the plus side to notts

1 ) no banhams or bramah
2 ) very few ingersol sc71
3 ) no congestion charge
4) very few traffic wardens
5) women outnumber you 5 to 1
6) better beer
7) robin hood ( men in tightvs)
women outnumber men 5 to 1
9) very few arsenal or chelsea oiks
10) unless i havnt mentioned it the women outnumber men 5 to 1

so andy still a southerner at heart, but proud to call notts my home, and only 1 shooting a day these days too

[acl]

ok mate you win but number 9 on your list ,the filth are eveywhere im sure you have a few honary chels** fans up there?
Up the rs

[acl]

And listen ive had a few stags up there and the 1 to 5 thing is bollocks,ive always ended up with the only trannie in Notts ......shit probably shouldntve mentioned that should i??

[digital_blue]

And listen ive had a few stags up there and the 1 to 5 thing is bollocks,ive always ended up with the only trannie in Notts ......road apples probably shouldntve mentioned that should i??

I just about fell off my chair there....

db

[pinky]

what can i say andy , you must attract them, mind you all these northern girls have road apples.

[Shrub]

I heard you liked a hairy chest Andy

[acl]

I really must stop posting when im under the influence !
This is of course untrue(yeh right we beleive you Andy) i have been on a few stag dos in Nottingham for the very reason Martin mentioned (5 to 1) never found this to be true though. Every time ive been though i have seen the same (bad) transvestite in the town centre so when ever anyone mentions Nottingham i dont think of Robin Hood ,Brian Clough,Al,Morgan or even Mr Pink .I think of the man in the dress.
Right i think thats cleared that up....hasnt it?

[pinky]

andy

what ever floats your boat mate, you are going to the wrong part of town .

let me know next time your in notts on a night out, and il arrange for you to share my cuffs and one of the bridewells best suites with the man in the dress, just dont drop the soap bubba.

i hear that there is a village in manchester city centre with the same type of men in dresses, only if your interested that is.

if you didnt wear those suspenders and the kiss me quick hat you wouldnt attract them.

[Shrub]

i hear that there is a village in manchester city centre with the same type of men in dresses, only if your interested that is.

There is and beleive it or not its a great place for pulling straight women as long as you know what your looking at, saying that it is a case of hairy men in dresses, you would need some seriously big beer goggles to mistake one of them for a female