Hypothetical Question

by **treboR** » 19 Sep 2005 14:43

Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to break into Fort Knox, and I had only 3 minutes before the guards came around, what tools should I use, and where on the internet can I buy them for cheap? Please post a link.

This is hypothetical of coarse.
But go ahead and post a link.

:wink:

by **SFGOON** » 19 Sep 2005 15:03

Well, you'll need a driver's license, proof of insurance, registration, and a reason to visit. The steak at th officer's club is mediocre, go with the swordfish. There is an EXCELLENT armor museum, go check it out. There is no more gold in the repository, that has been moved, so you are free to tour it. It is a great BIG concrete safe on top of a bald hill surrounded by towers equipped with floodlights and sniper rifles, or at least it was.

by **Chucklz** » 19 Sep 2005 15:07

Isn't anyone edumacated anymore?
You have to put your thermonuclear device in the repository so that you can irradiate the gold supply.....

Also, you need steel rimmed bowler hats.

by **treboR** » 19 Sep 2005 15:10

Chucklz wrote:Also, you need steel rimmed bowler hats.

Please post a link.

by **treboR** » 19 Sep 2005 15:12

SFGOON wrote:Well, you'll need a driver's license, proof of insurance, registration, and a reason to visit. The steak at th officer's club is mediocre, go with the swordfish. There is an EXCELLENT armor museum, go check it out. There is no more gold in the repository, that has been moved, so you are free to tour it. It is a great BIG concrete safe on top of a bald hill surrounded by towers equipped with floodlights and sniper rifles, or at least it was.

Hypothetically speaking, where is the gold now?

by **SFGOON** » 19 Sep 2005 15:15

It's in my aparmtent, in Juntion City, Kansas, in my apartment, which is locked with weisers so I don't lock it anyway. I leave for work at 5:30 and my wife is a deep sleeper.

by **treboR** » 19 Sep 2005 15:21

SFGOON wrote:It's in my aparmtent, in Juntion City, Kansas, in my apartment, which is locked with weisers so I don't lock it anyway. I leave for work at 5:30 and my wife is a deep sleeper.

Unlocked weisers are impossible to pick open. This should be moved to the making an unpickable lock thread.

BTW. Could you place the gold in some suitcases?

by **SFGOON** » 19 Sep 2005 15:35

It's actually in my truck in the garage. the keys should be in the ignition. I live right by I-70....

by **treboR** » 19 Sep 2005 15:37

SFGOON wrote:It's actually in my truck in the garage. the keys should be in the ignition. I live right by I-70....

by **Gordon Airporte** » 19 Sep 2005 16:00

Thermic lances are pretty quick, right?
http://www.krl.com.au/whatisalance.htm

Of course if you only have three minutes before the guards come, the problem is getting /out/. So maybe bring a little something something along for a glorious climactic firefight. And something to blow the whole thing up so you can run from the fireball in slow motion.

by **treboR** » 19 Sep 2005 16:04

Gordon Airporte wrote:Thermic lances are pretty quick, right?
http://www.krl.com.au/whatisalance.htm

Of course if you only have three minutes before the guards come, the problem is getting /out/. So maybe bring a little something something along for a glorious climactic firefight. And something to blow the whole thing up so you can run from the fireball in slow motion.

I am REALLY good at running in slow motion.

Thank you for that link.

by **vector40** » 19 Sep 2005 16:07

Best. Thread. Ever.

by **devildog** » 19 Sep 2005 18:00

You forgot the nerve gas, cessna, and a woman with a sexually explicit name to pilot it :idea:

Say, goon, where might I go about purchasing some nerve gas?

Actually, as I recall from our NBC training the really nasty stuff is the blood agents, as there isn't really anything to treat it with like atropine, which works on all the popular nerve agents...Just a thought.

by **treboR** » 19 Sep 2005 18:24

devildog wrote::idea: You forgot the nerve gas, cessna, and a woman with a sexually explicit name to pilot it

My wife is a pilot.

We have access to a cessna Cardinal.

She just has a regular name though. Do you think it could still work?

by **Chrispy** » 19 Sep 2005 19:29

You guys are all way off.....

Bribe the guards. :wink:

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