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Postby Vincent-XXI » 20 Sep 2005 5:47

Then off course you need to melt it down, use it on the body of your car drive to Switzerland, melt your car down, recover the gold and sell to jewlers. Aiming a laser at a Scotishman's lunchbox whille uttering "No Mr. ... I expect you to die." is optional.
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Postby helix » 20 Sep 2005 7:29

Fort Knox, huh? I'd spend that three minutes lubing yourself up before
the guards got hold of you.
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Postby Chrispy » 20 Sep 2005 7:39

helix wrote:Fort Knox, huh? I'd spend that three minutes lubing yourself up before
the guards got hold of you.

That's what the woman with the sexually explicit name is for. You don't think she's there just for the nifty punchlines, do you? She's explicit so you don't have to be. :P
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Postby SFGOON » 20 Sep 2005 8:19

Well devil, blood agents won't kill you nearly quick enough, what you want is a little GB sarin, or if you can get your hands on it, VX and a super soaker (VX makes no fumes, just soaks into the skin.)

If you can get some botox, the Atropine and 2-pam chloride will kill you rather than save you.

They make it all at Fort leonard Wood at the CDTF for training idiots like me to dance around in it in our JSLIS's.

It would be easier to steal the Gold though...
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Postby digital_blue » 20 Sep 2005 10:34

Hypothetically speaking, you all have way too much time on your hand. :lol:

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Postby devildog » 20 Sep 2005 13:13

Ooooohhhh yes, Fort Lost-in-the-Woods!!

I used to live in southeast Missouri, and I've actually been there a couple of times. Had to go the first time for my Medical exam for my application to the Naval Academy (didn't get in--obviously :roll: ...came close though, had the Congressional Appointment and everything, just shouldn't have gotten that D in Calculus and C- in Advanced Chem. first semester of my Senior year and I would've made it :oops: ).

Yes, I've heard about the NBC stuff they've got up there; that's where they train all the NBC specialists. Apparently our little tryst with CS (which I have officially done FOUR friggin' times...uggghh) was nothing, as they have a gas chamber there where the guys with the NBC MOS's have to do something similar, except they don't do it with CS, they do it with, I believe, VX (could be sarin, though) :shock: . What a bunch of idiots :lol: !! Why would you do that to yourself??!! :D :wink:
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bz gas

Postby raimundo » 20 Sep 2005 19:17

why not use bz gas, and some sort of antigravity ufo to get the heavy load out. nobody talks about bz gas any more.
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Postby wtf|pickproof? » 20 Sep 2005 19:31

omfg! just use .....
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.....just use loads of thermite!!!!!

oops, I did it :oops:
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Postby treboR » 20 Sep 2005 19:34

wtf|pickproof? wrote:omfg! just use .....

.....just use loads of thermite!!!!!

oops, I did it :oops:

I was wondering how long it would take. :D
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Postby Chrispy » 20 Sep 2005 20:32

There's one in every crowd. :wink:
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