by Raymond » 8 Feb 2012 21:37
You can't just pick one. It has to want to open. So constantly switch from talking softly to loud hysterical screaming with generous profanity. Locks are like cats. If it wants to open it will come to you.
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. Wisdom is not just in determining how to do something, but also includes determining whether it should be done at all.